vitamins + water = all you need

From the label on a bottle of this fancy nutrient enhanced water called “vitamin water”.

“focus : kiwi-strawberry (a+lutein)

now that everyone is glued to their cell phones ,no one really pays attention to what’s going on around them. With all that walking and talking, you never know what you could be missing: birds chirping, flowers blooming, shoe sales, really good-looking people, celebrities without make-up, telephone poles ,or piles of poo (and we don’t mean Winnie) that’s why this stuff has vitamin a and lutein to give you all the focus you need. So, keep your eyes peeled or that smell could be your shoe.”

I don’t know if its me sick of studying or whatever but this has amused me enough to not only blog about it but also to save the label!!!